...A new and improved Poop'D Culture.
I have no idea what "new and improved" is supposed to mean. It's not like new Tide, which is supposed to be a huge improvement over old Tide. Which makes the Tide guys liars when they were hyping old Tide as the world's miracle detergent. I mean, if there was nothing wrong with it, why the hell did it need fixing?
Things around here, however, are in need of, uh, something. I don't know exactly what. More posts would probably help, and the new version of this place will have more content.
I don't want to shut things down, I've just been, ya know, busy.
Doing my laundry.
With old Tide.
Ahem.
I will return in a couple of weeks with a brand new look and a different way of operating.
Stay tuned...
Monday, September 18, 2006
Tuesday, September 5, 2006
THE DOCTOR IS IN
He's terminally miserable, downright rude, condescending, sexist, possibly racist and generally a gigantic pain in the ass.
Gawd, how I've missed this guy.
Stay tuned...
Gawd, how I've missed this guy.
Stay tuned...
Sunday, September 3, 2006
EMMY FUHRER
Ya gotta love those fascist yahoos that call themselves the Parents Television Council.
According to this, they've started waving their little red, white and black flags again after Helen Mirren and Callista Flockhart used the words "ass" (EGAD!) and "tit" (HEAVENS!) during the recent Emmy Awards. The PTC argument is that such vulgarity shouldn't be allowed before 10PM, and that the Emmy's had a viewing audience that included millions of children. That claim alone blows what little credibility the PTC has.
Let's face it, you can't get adults to watch the Emmy snoozefest -- just how the hell (oops, I mean heck) are you gonna get the wee-uns to tune in?
In any case, I think I need to set the record straight.
For one, Ms. Mirren, I respect both your tits and your ass, wrinkled though they may be. Two, Ms. Flockhart, have a sandwich or two and maybe you'll find your cleavage -- plus your bony ass won't be slicing up Indiana. And finally, for the record, I think the Parents Television Council is sending its protest energy in the wrong direction.
These nimrods are so uptight about everything that what they really should be protesting is laxatives.
Stay tuned...
According to this, they've started waving their little red, white and black flags again after Helen Mirren and Callista Flockhart used the words "ass" (EGAD!) and "tit" (HEAVENS!) during the recent Emmy Awards. The PTC argument is that such vulgarity shouldn't be allowed before 10PM, and that the Emmy's had a viewing audience that included millions of children. That claim alone blows what little credibility the PTC has.
Let's face it, you can't get adults to watch the Emmy snoozefest -- just how the hell (oops, I mean heck) are you gonna get the wee-uns to tune in?
In any case, I think I need to set the record straight.
For one, Ms. Mirren, I respect both your tits and your ass, wrinkled though they may be. Two, Ms. Flockhart, have a sandwich or two and maybe you'll find your cleavage -- plus your bony ass won't be slicing up Indiana. And finally, for the record, I think the Parents Television Council is sending its protest energy in the wrong direction.
These nimrods are so uptight about everything that what they really should be protesting is laxatives.
Stay tuned...
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